Amused, But Not Bored

What do you know; it's back to business as usual. After securing the loading the dock, I thought it might be wise to stop by the silo, and pick up a few humans to escort me and a few associates to the bazarr. This thing has gotten full! Don't get too close, the humans have been said to pull you in...according to Sicilian legend of course.

All respectable assoicates of "TheFamily" have a human at the bazarr, even "Hoarse" one of my best volunteers. He just loves making children and the elderly smile, and "Hoarse" has never broken a bone, his bones of course.

Yep, looks like "PanFace" is having a good time. Human! Hold me up, or back to the silo!

I made it known, no "Yorks" this year! But they still come. Every year, they come, and stink up the entire bazarr! Very well human, carry me to the biscuit bar, or back to the silo you go, and make sure you bring a bag this time to clean up after yourself...nasty creatures.

Benny "The Tank"

Quote Of The Day 5/17/10

"As you climb the ladder of success stay focused on your objective. Do not be distracted by that crunching sound you hear. It is only the breaking of fingers as you step on others on the ladder below you."

-Anne

...END OF STORY

Gary: Of Course it would be us! Who else could finish such a story! You know what Dave?

Dave: What's that little man?

Gary: I just want to give you a big high five!

Dave: Can I take my shirt off for that?

Gary: Let's move on with this tail of tail's. So here I go...Dave, just keep keeping the hood warm, I'll handle the rest.

While Anne and "The Tank" entered a drunken stupor back at the snuggery, Big M realized that it would be she who had to go the shadows. Attempting bravery, Mandy tried to confront the mysterious subject, but only to be pacified by the cool shade it provided in the warm sun. Sneaky things they are, the shadows.

Never yeilding, Big M continued to pursue the shadow, but then the most horrific thing occured!

Oooooo watch out Gracie, what are you doing here? Well, that's one doggie that's been entranced by a shadow.

Big M watched as the shadow attempted to connect to Gracie's furry body. It was clear the shadows only wanted one thing, a body to keep them company. Not on my watch says the...

BEHOLD! The Secret Society of "TheTail". Within seconds "TheTail" presents the shadow with it's one languor... RED WINE!!!!!!!!!!

It becomes too much for the shadows. With one drink the bottle is passed and the darkness covers their cast with a menacing red obscurity.

And just like castor oil, "TheTail" had left as fast as it had entered. "The Family" still wondered who and what "TheTail" was, and Big M knew a meeting must be arranged with Mr. Shadowcaster, but until then, it was time for a good ole' heist...Of course we all mean service project, charity work, donations, etc...After all, we operate a floral business.

You know what Dave? Please don't answer. That was a darn good story, I sure could use some cookies and milk, and maybe a pinch on the cheek.

Dave: Can I take my shirt off now?

Gary: Can I get that high five? You tell me.

Benny"The Tank"

Quote Of The Day 5/13/10

"A man's true character comes out when he's drunk."


-Charlie Chaplin

Wrap It Up Already!

Yes, I admit, which is the first of many steps, that it was not the Blue Moon that interfered with the continuation of this drastic tail, but...Tina bring me another Limoncello! Hadn't seen her in a very long time, she had to...well, she had to drop a crump who knew too much, but that's business at present, lets continue with the Shadow Invasion! Well, maybe I should let Mandy finish the story because she is the one that...

No, I can't...the memories are still too fresh, the darkness, the chill, the...the..the stream is very, very green, I wonder where it goes? Let Gracie finish the story...

No way! This is an old picture anyways...We all know who has to finish the story...

Don't even dream it you little shi-Oh, go and clean your skull, Shi-Tzu, I was going to say don't even dream of me finishing this story you little shi-Well, Gracie makes a good point, we all know who has to fishish this story...

Benny "The Tank"

Nope...Not I!

Seriously? Did you really think it would be I?

I don't even live in the country anymore!

I was told it wasn't hot enough for me to come out and play yet, so it ain't I...Said the toad. Yes, all toads talk that way.

Quote Of The Day 5/5/10

"Easy reading is damn hard writing."


-Nathaniel Hawthorne

Speechless

Okay, I admit, talking about the Blue Moon sent Anne and I back on a binge, but now we're fully recovered, so let me continue with the story. Faced with confronting the shadows outside the snuggery, or drinking...well you know, I decided to take a look outside the bullet-shadow-hurricane-tornado-snow, hail, apocalypse-proof door, and saw a much-dreaded figure.

In fear of the mysterious weapon, I paid close attention as the shadow explained their reason for being here. Well, I think I understood the shadow? Not versed in speech like our great boss Mr. Shadowcaster, it communicated by shadow puppets. After realizing that a rabid rabbit was not going to take over the universe, I slowly began to understand...

Benny "The Tank"