There is a man they call Barnes, a man that avoids my presence. I can only ponder why this man dislikes me. I have only charged him twice, and have only attempted to bite him once. You must remember, my job brings much stress, and yes, sometimes I may appear ill tempered to some, but I am truly a gentle, misinterpreted Shih-Tzu. So, I'd like to offer a sit down, a time in which I offer peace to a man they call Barnes. However, whatever you do, never try to take my bone...Mr. Barnes.
Benny "The Tank"