Friday, October 2, 2009

Quote Of The Day 10/03/09

"If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men."

-St. Francis of Assisi

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Top Ten

Being that I am in a foul mood today, I have chosen to share the top ten things I hate most. If you are in a bad mood, I encourage you to share the things you hate most! I promise you, it will make you feel better.

10-Clapping for Tinkerbell
9-Melons, all Melons!
8-Coffee stained library books, gross and lazy
7-Old bone with carpet fuzz stuck on it!
6-Ear inside out
5-Brain suckers, because the process tickles so much
4-Flea application, it burns and itches
3-Ultimate Frisbee, not sure if humans still play this, but that was our one sport we had to ourselves, and they just stole it away.
1-Finally, the number one thing I hate: Watching an Italian trying to whisper, it's impossible, a gift God did not bless the culture with, and this we must accept, and only then will the tragic display of attempted discrete communication, cease.

Benny "The Tank"

Quote Of The Day 9/29/09

“Every one is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody”

-Mark Twain quotes

Big M's Bag

Strongly encouraged to find Brown Dog, Grandma Mo' also informed me that Mr. Shadowcaster has given her guardianship over the many shadows that have been stolen. Big M holds her Bag O' Shadows closely, as she shortens my deadline. I can feel Mr. Shadowcaster's presence in the tip of my tail, but yet I see no shadow.

Benny "The Tank"

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Quote Of The Day 9/27/09

"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything."

-Marilyn Monroe

Days To Remember?

I've spent many days searching for Brown Dog, fighting for Mandy's shadow, and amidst all the worries, I can't help but think back to my younger days. As a pup the days were endless, the discoveries many, and my fears were few. I do not wish to return to those days, but to only forget those days which stole that freedom. I must endure, for tomorrow I will meet with Grandma Mo', and I fear that I soon may walk alone.

Benny "The Tank"