Perks Of "The Family"

 

Performing the duties of Consigliere to "The Family" comes with many perks. As you can see, one of those perks is course a sweet ride, provided by "The Tank" himself! The rims on this baby are so sweet they make my mouth water almost as much as fresh slice of Gabagool. Sweetest of all, check the cup holder to the left, perfect seize for a Blue Moon on those breezy, southern nights.

Benny "The Tank" does not support drinking and driving, and has planned an intervention for Anne...stay tuned!  But Blue Moon really is good.

Benny "The Tank"

To Tail Drop

After burying a few bodies, and dealing with an emotional Tina, I had to hide away at the snuggery for a few days, and yea I said bodies...watch'a gonna' do about it! The floral busines is a tough kind of business. So, where were we..that's right we had just tapped the phone line to "The Tail's" hide out while we await Mr. Shadowcaster and Mandy's shadow return.

Anne! Can you hear anything?

Hold on! I'm trying to listen to the radio. All I can hear is  swoosh, swoosh, and whisping noise. It kind of sounds like wind, no it sounds like a squeak, not it sounds like a...Wait a minute, what am I listening to again?

Benny "The Tank"

Easy Night

I hunkered down with my favorite Morosa last night, and tried to enjoy a good flick after a hard day, but all Miss Gracie could do is complain about the bloody paw prints I tracked inside.

Benny "The Tank"

Top Ten

Being that I am in a foul mood today, I have chosen to share the top ten things I hate most. If you are in a bad mood, I encourage you to share the things you hate most! I promise you, it will make you feel better.

10-Clapping for Tinkerbell
9-Melons, all Melons!
8-Coffee stained library books, gross and lazy
7-Old bone with carpet fuzz stuck on it!
6-Ear inside out
5-Brain suckers, because the process tickles so much
4-Flea application, it burns and itches
3-Ultimate Frisbee, not sure if humans still play this, but that was our one sport we had to ourselves, and they just stole it away.
2-Squirrels
1-Finally, the number one thing I hate: Watching an Italian trying to whisper, it's impossible, a gift God did not bless the culture with, and this we must accept, and only then will the tragic display of attempted discrete communication, cease.

Benny "The Tank"

Days To Remember?

I've spent many days searching for Brown Dog, fighting for Mandy's shadow, and amidst all the worries, I can't help but think back to my younger days. As a pup the days were endless, the discoveries many, and my fears were few. I do not wish to return to those days, but to only forget those days which stole that freedom. I must endure, for tomorrow I will meet with Grandma Mo', and I fear that I soon may walk alone.

Benny "The Tank"