Friday, December 25, 2009

Quote Of The Day 12/25/09

"Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white'."


-Bing Crosby

A Christmas Tail

As the leader of "The Family" I command all members to go forth and bring Christmas cheer to all!





Ugh...not yet, just a few more hours of sleep. Afterall, I've been spreading Christmas fear all night...I mean Christmas jeer, I mean cheer, I've been spreading Christmas cheer all night long! What did you say? A  Christmas gift just for me!







Get down from there now! "The Tank" says get down!




The bearer of gifts is indeed a good soul.




Sweet Gracie, "The Tank" gave us a Wii!




Wait a minute, Tina's working, were all here, but where's Anne?





Don't worry "Tank" I'm back at the snuggery getting snuckered, the in-laws are here! Merry Christmas!



What kind of ornament is that in the tree, or is that...."The Tail"!





Yea, yea, "...and to all a good night."

Benny "The Tank"

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Quote Of The Day 12/20/09

"There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me."


-David Hasselhoff

The Hoff And His Little Friend

Ah, Christmas time, a time to take a break from mysterious tails, aggressive uncles, crazy Italians...uh, maybe that's a different holiday. I must say I am a proud recipient of a new gift! While attending Tina's Sexy Santa Party, I was fortunate enough to meet a man by the name of James Taylor. Yea, that’s right, you heard me, and he was nice enough to give this precious Christmas gift to me. This is a picture of my two most favorite actors, David Hasselhoff, and the one and only Gary Coleman. Come on, I know you all want to say it, so lets just say it together, "What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis? ..." Gosh, I love this country! It is also rumored that the producers of Knight Rider had to put peanut butter in the roof of David Hasselhoff's mouth to make him talk! T.V. magic is so AAAAAmazing! Good night, and God bless, I hope the Christmas spirit finds you as quick as it has found me.




Benny "The Tank"