After the big Halloween party, yes, it took me a couple of weeks to recuperate, I returned to Big M’s to meet the newest edition to the family. “Big Red” or as “The Family” calls him, Uncle "The Linguini" Red. Not sure how the nickname came about, but I can tell you this, he’s been away a very long time. It is evident that he is enjoying his new found freedom. After all, he still thinks its Halloween two weeks later! That was some hooch he learned to make in that far off place. But hey, he’s back and here he his to give you a snapshot of himself.
I'm a simple, country dog, not anything like these big city K-9, such as "The Tank". Well, here it goes, glad to be back and free, read below and you'll feel like you've known me your entire life.
Likes:
hooch
strong hooch
more strong hooch
Racoons- dead, live, up a tree, down a tree, don't matter I like'em anyways they come (especially with a baked sweet potato, Get's the ole' tranin a moving)
Dislikes:
Well, this for starters.....too close "Tank"!
So, the Christmas party tomorrow night?
"Remind me to keep you away from Anne and her friend Blue Moon."
"What do you get when you put a hound, a banjo, and a jug of momma's home brew in the same room?"
"That's right, a tooting, darn, good time! Billy Bob, bring me my Banjo!"
Benny "The Tank"
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