Speechless

Okay, I admit, talking about the Blue Moon sent Anne and I back on a binge, but now we're fully recovered, so let me continue with the story. Faced with confronting the shadows outside the snuggery, or drinking...well you know, I decided to take a look outside the bullet-shadow-hurricane-tornado-snow, hail, apocalypse-proof door, and saw a much-dreaded figure.

In fear of the mysterious weapon, I paid close attention as the shadow explained their reason for being here. Well, I think I understood the shadow? Not versed in speech like our great boss Mr. Shadowcaster, it communicated by shadow puppets. After realizing that a rabid rabbit was not going to take over the universe, I slowly began to understand...

Benny "The Tank"