New Orders

Big M informed me that it has been much too long since I have paid my dear uncle a visit, and it seems that he may have a tip on a very lucrative truck, that just might be passing through my way. A truck full of charitable gifts of course.

"Go ahead and see your dear uncle, all that...that thing did for you, all those years. Listen to him carefully. Mr. Shadowcaster won't take kindly to another mix up. Hand me my eye cream and get out, the gals are comming over for gin and bingo."

So in the cold, wet rain, I leave to visit my uncle. I must say, I've never much liked his living arrangements.

Benny "The Tank"

Family Affair

Made a trip to the snuggery to pay my consigliere a visit. Anne gave some information that I was not at all thrilled to receive. However, after some civilized conversation, which Italians are famous for, we were able to reach an agreement. Afterwards, we shared a chew on some pig ears, and called it a night. It's always great to see an old friend.

Benny "The Tank"