Quote Of The Day 8/29/09

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."

-Robert Bloch

Working Weekend

Typical, can't seem to find the coffee I bought a few days ago, but we have plenty of Sierra Mist! Gotta' go search for Brown Dog today. Big M can be such a-Wait a minute! Is that...No, just more Sierra mist!

Benny "The Tank"

Quote Of The Day 8/28/09

"People with many interests live, not only longest, but happiest."

-George Matthew Allen

Swampland

After a busy work week, Mandy made a trip down to the swamp to bury her...bones?


Benny "The Tank"

Quote Of The Day 8/27/09

"Arguing with a fool proves there are two."

-Doris M. Smith

Big M

Went to visit Big M yesterday, and as expected, was given strict orders. Big M, sometimes called Grandma Mo', taught all of us how to operate our little family business. She insisted on finding our rogue associate, Brown Dog, immediately. After a few drinks, she lightened up a bit, becoming somewhat wobbly! For my sake I hope I find our missing friend soon.


Benny "The Tank"

Quote Of The Day 8/26/09

"It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep."

-Chas. Austin Bates

Sunrise

I'm just waking up. It was a long night, and "The Tank" needs his rest. Soon I'll be on my way to pay Big M, my mentor, a visit. I'm sure she'll have some assignments for me, and maybe she'll let me introduce her to you.

Benny "The Tank"

Quote Of The Day 8/25/09

"Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm ... As you grow older you will discover that you have two hands. One for helping yourself, the other for helping others."

-Audrey Hepburn

Loanshark

One of our clients has forgotten what the word debt means, so I had Anne leave him a little message in his backyard. Maybe he'll decide to come forward.

Benny "The Tank"

Quote Of The Day 8/24/09

"Not all who wander are lost"

-J.R.R. Tolkien

Mr. Shadowcaster

I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Shadowcaster. This man is the boss of all. He not only watches every move I make, but also those of every associate and family member. When he is not present, I know he is still there, and when he makes no sound, I know he still demands. He is the shadow that constantly follows my every trail I take, and every scent I sniff.I must get to work, for the light has just dimmed.

Benny "The Tank"

Quotes Of The Day 8/23/09

"Animals generally return the love you lavish on them by a swift bite in passing — not unlike friends and wives."

-Gerald Durrell

"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated."

-Mohandas Gandhi

"Our task must be to free ourselves... by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty."

-Albert Einstein

Good Food, Great Hearts

After waking up with a slight hangover, I was able to briefly recall some of the exciting events last night at the Pasta for Puppies charity ball. The evening started out with a glass of fine vino, and ended up with me attempting to touch noses with a giant dog, named diesel, and a pug in a tutu ! Other than that, Miss Gracie and I had a wonderful time. Of course, Mandy accompanied us as well, and was quite popular among the human kind that attended the event. Overall, much money was raised for unfortunate K-9, and good times were had, as many of my associates and family were able to reunite for a night of fun, without having to go down by the river!

Benny "The Tank"