“When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?”
-G. K. Chesterton
Monday, December 20, 2010
A Story You Have Kinda Of, Sort Of, Heard Before.........
The following is based on a true story........
"I am the ghost of Christmas future, and I have come to warn you of perils and pitfalls you will encounter if you do not change your ways.
"Tank": Don't Ghost were sheets?
"No...not future ghosts...we go all mask. Now lets take a look at some happier times, a time when you understood the true meaning of Christmas.........
"What joy and innocence you possessed. But Beware of what waits! Anger, Loneliness! Let's take a look.
Anger!
Loneliness!
"Tank": "You mean I get Charlie Bears and whiskey all to myself?"
"Tank": "Whoa, I just had the strangest dream...I suddenly have the urge to hand out fresh poultry to all, and to all a good night. Merry Christmas from:
Benny "The Tank" and "The Family"
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