Perks Of "The Family"

 

Performing the duties of Consigliere to "The Family" comes with many perks. As you can see, one of those perks is course a sweet ride, provided by "The Tank" himself! The rims on this baby are so sweet they make my mouth water almost as much as fresh slice of Gabagool. Sweetest of all, check the cup holder to the left, perfect seize for a Blue Moon on those breezy, southern nights.

Benny "The Tank" does not support drinking and driving, and has planned an intervention for Anne...stay tuned!  But Blue Moon really is good.

Benny "The Tank"

And We Heard...

 Torn between his own kind, and "The Family" in which he now ruled, Mr. Shadowcaster contacted us by radio, and decided to inform us of what was about to occur. We listened intently as he uttered the message...

"...They're here for the bodies they were never given, they long for the companionship that only a shadow can yearn...you must..."

Did we face the shadows that stood outside the snuggery, or did we just backdown, and drink more Blue Moon?

Benny "The Tank"