Saturday, September 12, 2009

Quote Of The Day 9/12/09

"Youth is a circumstance you can't do anything about. The trick is to grow up without getting old."

-Frank Lloyd Wright

Another Weekend

I must attend to some business in this house, then hurry back home. Working weekends and football complicate life!

Benny "The Tank"

Friday, September 11, 2009

Quote Of The Day 9/11/09

“A man must know his destiny… if he does not recognize it, then he is lost. By this I mean, once, twice, or at the very most, three times, fate will reach out and tap a man on the shoulder… if he has the imagination, he will turn around and fate will point out to him what fork in the road he should take, if he has the guts, he will take it.”

-General George S. Patton

Rocky Mood

I ponder my existence upon this rock. Like the slow twang of a Hank Williams song, my thoughts sing the failures of my past, and yet I still dream the successes of the future. Only one thing can cure the blues...a bag of Charlee Bears, and a drink from the river of despair.

Benny "The Tank", avid fan of Hank, for today at least.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Quote Of The Day 9/10/09

"Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know of us."

-Thomas Paine

Scary Face

Ever since Mandy's shadow was taken, Anne has been showcasing this intimidating expression, thinking this will keep Mr. Shadowcaster far away from her. Although I have told her this is silly, she insist that this method will work.

Benny "The Tank"

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Quote Of The Day 9/9/09

"I know this is silly, it's shallow, it's bad, I wish I wasn't this way-but if I meet a girl with no teeth, I just don't want to date her. It's creepy of me, I wish I was a bigger person, but that's my real turn-off."

-Peter Farrelly

Shadow Hound

Time draws near, as Mr. Shadowcaster looses patience. The word on Brown Dog has worked its way up to the boss himself, and he is not pleased. Mr. Shadowcaster takes what he pleases, and it seems that as a warning he has taken Mandy's shadow. Not until we find that rogue dog, will her shadow be returned. Until then, Mandy walks alone. I think we all realize the lesson here, when the troll speaks at the end the river, you listen.

Benny "The Tank"

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Quote Of The Day 9/8/09

“It's fascinating to think that all around us there's an invisible world we can't even see. I'm speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons.”

-Jack Handy quote

Up The River

Mandy overlooks the wrong side of the river, and thinks she should have listened to the troll, and went the other way.

Benny "The Tank"

Monday, September 7, 2009

Quote Of The Day 8/7/09

"A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood."

-George S. Patton

Mug Shot

I would like to apologize to my many readers for not writing yesterday. I am sorry that I disappointed four people. Life got a little tough Saturday night. Anne and I were just trying to enjoy to the game at the snuggery, and it appears that there was a breach in our security system. We managed to scare them off with our mugs, and we suspect that it might be Brown Dog. Work never ends when you own your business!

Benny "The Tank"