Quote Of The Day 6/13/10

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”

-Oscar Wilde

It Runs Cold

As you might recall, Anne had developed somewhat of a problem...or let’s say a strong obsession with Blue Moon. So we decided to have an intervention, but first I was wise enough to consult a very wise therapist. The famous French therapist, Amelie, provided some useful information on how to cure Anne's addic...I mean obsession. I must say it took much self control to converse with a cat, but a French cat, well "The Tank" does believe in doing whatever it takes for family.

Amelie: "You must present a negative association with the Blue Moon. A cold bath, after a drunken partie, well...let me say...might wake up Anne's inner soberness."

"The Tank": French cat's think they are so much smarter than us Chinese, Italian, American dogs. Well guess what? I need some opposable thumbs! Opposable thumbs anyone? Anyone out there with a thumb I could borrow, it will just be one second, and I just need it to turn one knob labeled C! I knew I should've kept Bruno's hand....

Benny "The Tank"

Happy Anniversary! To celebrate my one year anniversary, I felt moved to compile a slideshow of my many adventures.Please read warning below!

Read Before Viewing!

WARNING! This movie contains many chessy pictures, transitions,and is long by some standards. If you are nursing, or taking certain medications...ENJOY!

Benny "The Tank"

Quote Of The Day 6/1/2010

“Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.”


-Charles M. Schulz quote

Perks Of "The Family"

 

Performing the duties of Consigliere to "The Family" comes with many perks. As you can see, one of those perks is course a sweet ride, provided by "The Tank" himself! The rims on this baby are so sweet they make my mouth water almost as much as fresh slice of Gabagool. Sweetest of all, check the cup holder to the left, perfect seize for a Blue Moon on those breezy, southern nights.

Benny "The Tank" does not support drinking and driving, and has planned an intervention for Anne...stay tuned!  But Blue Moon really is good.

Benny "The Tank"

Quote Of The Day 5/23/10

"I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book."

 -Groucho Marx