Sunday, June 13, 2010

It Runs Cold

As you might recall, Anne had developed somewhat of a problem...or let’s say a strong obsession with Blue Moon. So we decided to have an intervention, but first I was wise enough to consult a very wise therapist. The famous French therapist, Amelie, provided some useful information on how to cure Anne's addic...I mean obsession. I must say it took much self control to converse with a cat, but a French cat, well "The Tank" does believe in doing whatever it takes for family.

Amelie: "You must present a negative association with the Blue Moon. A cold bath, after a drunken partie, well...let me say...might wake up Anne's inner soberness."

"The Tank": French cat's think they are so much smarter than us Chinese, Italian, American dogs. Well guess what? I need some opposable thumbs! Opposable thumbs anyone? Anyone out there with a thumb I could borrow, it will just be one second, and I just need it to turn one knob labeled C! I knew I should've kept Bruno's hand....

Benny "The Tank"

1 comment:

  1. "I'm French! Why do you think I have this out-RA-geous ACCENT?!"