Tap, Taps...

What goes tap, tap on the glass window, well the "The Tail" of course. The very, very creepy tree continues to be right as we barely catch glimpse of the "The Tail" in the bush. It might be time to pay "Big M" a visit, this tail is starting to bother me.

Benny "The Tank"

Quote Of The Day 12/13/09

"When you look at the crucifix, you understand how much Jesus loved you then. When you look at the Sacred Host, you understand how much Jesus loves you now."


-Mother Teresa of Calcutta

Bark, Who Goes There?

It seems that the very, very creepy tree was right! We heard a tap, tap, on the glass window. When Mandy and I peak out to see what is there, we are surprised to see the...No, Not hot wings again Tina, doesn't the club cook anything else? What happened to taco night? Check back Wednesday morning to see who tap, taps!

Benny "The Tank"

Quote Of The Day 12/08/09

"Jacob did not cease to be a Saint because he had to attend to his flocks."



-St. Teresa of Avila

A Very Creepy Tree

...And as I looked up from the talking branch, I began to hear the creepy, screeching tree speak words of wisdom.

"I have lost a limb to gain a friend. "The Tail" is among us all. It has a speed and stealth that all others lack, and worst of all no one is sure if it is even attached to a back. Let me draw the picture clear, the rocket you house under the moon, will soon bring you fear, while "The Tail" cheers within a stream of your tears. Be leary of all who pass, for you will know trouble, when you hear the tap on the glass."

Well, I have learned two things, some trees are very, very creepy and physic, and I now realize why everyone, humans included, pee on trees.

Benny "The Tank"

Quote Of The Day 12/06/09

"Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg.”


-Hans Christian Andersen

Nature Calls

While working in the family business, I have seen and  experienced many strange things. However, the one thing stranger than a talking garden statue would have to be a talking branch. After digging up bones, chew bones of course, and burying them in another location...it's what dogs do for fun of course, I heard a pitiful moan from afar. When I reached the cry, I was perplexed, and somewhat creeped out, to see a simple branch plea for forgiveness, but then I looked upward and...Well I got to go, Tina's here with the hot wings, check back Wednesday morning.

Benny "The Tank"