Tuesday, December 8, 2009

A Very Creepy Tree

...And as I looked up from the talking branch, I began to hear the creepy, screeching tree speak words of wisdom.

"I have lost a limb to gain a friend. "The Tail" is among us all. It has a speed and stealth that all others lack, and worst of all no one is sure if it is even attached to a back. Let me draw the picture clear, the rocket you house under the moon, will soon bring you fear, while "The Tail" cheers within a stream of your tears. Be leary of all who pass, for you will know trouble, when you hear the tap on the glass."

Well, I have learned two things, some trees are very, very creepy and physic, and I now realize why everyone, humans included, pee on trees.

Benny "The Tank"

1 comment:

  1. hello benny its dennis the vizsla dog hay if trees wernt ment to be peed on they woodnt grow in the wuds ha ha!!! oh and watch owt for that tayl sumthing similer happend to broose campbell in the faymus dokyoomentry eeevil ded too and things didnt tern owt so wel for him!!! ok bye