There is a man they call Barnes, a man that avoids my presence. I can only ponder why this man dislikes me. I have only charged him twice, and have only attempted to bite him once. You must remember, my job brings much stress, and yes, sometimes I may appear ill tempered to some, but I am truly a gentle, misinterpreted Shih-Tzu. So, I'd like to offer a sit down, a time in which I offer peace to a man they call Barnes. However, whatever you do, never try to take my bone...Mr. Barnes.
Benny "The Tank"
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It perplexes me that "the Tank" does not find favor with the man called Barnes. For Barnes is a gentle man! Nevertheless, Barnes does like to tease. The problem likely comes from Barnes teasing Benny by trying to take his bone! If that is the case, perhaps it is Barnes that needs to offer peace to this gentle, misinterpreted Shih-Tzu! Offering peace along with several meaty bones, me thinks, is the ticket!
ReplyDeleteMe agrees Mrs.Barnes, meaty bones is always the right answer!
ReplyDeleteBenny "The Tank"