Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Top Ten

Being that I am in a foul mood today, I have chosen to share the top ten things I hate most. If you are in a bad mood, I encourage you to share the things you hate most! I promise you, it will make you feel better.

10-Clapping for Tinkerbell
9-Melons, all Melons!
8-Coffee stained library books, gross and lazy
7-Old bone with carpet fuzz stuck on it!
6-Ear inside out
5-Brain suckers, because the process tickles so much
4-Flea application, it burns and itches
3-Ultimate Frisbee, not sure if humans still play this, but that was our one sport we had to ourselves, and they just stole it away.
1-Finally, the number one thing I hate: Watching an Italian trying to whisper, it's impossible, a gift God did not bless the culture with, and this we must accept, and only then will the tragic display of attempted discrete communication, cease.

Benny "The Tank"


  1. I hate time left on the microwave! CLEAR/OFF people!