"I've seen many quests end in this world. You must beware of the humans here. Their brains are slightly larger in this world which enables them to develop many unique devices such as a tempting spray that smells just like a fresh, rain drenched pine; but comfort it gives not, only death, and pain does it provide. I've spun my web across many worlds, and have caught many glorious meals, but in this world I've only caught despair. Leave my K-9 friend, forget your Hush, it's just a myth! If you stay here too long you will become trained, and dumb, and...well, in your world I use to be a barber.
Benny "The Tank"
Once a barber, now a spider. But a pretty spider, at least.
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