Gone Too Long

I'm sure all seven followers have been wondering where I have been for the past two weeks. The top five guesses I heard are as follows:

1. A Bitch House(Poodle Brothel)
2.Under the bridge, in the river
3. Rehab with Anne
4. Mr. Shadowcaster's home planet
5. Collecting tar balls with the Hoff (shirtless Hoff), and Gary Coleman at the beach. VERY UNLIKELY!

And the answer is.....

None of the above. I needed some time off to embark on my new passion, painting! Yes I have the artist touch. My speciality is, or will be, oil paintings of former family members. However, I must figure out this easel, and paint holder thingy?

Benny "The Tank"

Is it the Fourth yet?