A Shadow's Chill

As I look up towards the heavens, I can feel his presence. I know he is watching, but I can only wonder why he has not come back home. I am sure it is him that makes this Southern winter continue, as I feel his cold breath upon the plume of my tail. I can only hope that Mr. Shadowcaster stays faithful to his promise, and returns safely with Mandy's shadow, but then I look behind my and tracks, and I see...

Could it be, is it truly him? Can A shadow even leave foot prints? The air has grown colder, I must get back to the snuggery.

Benny "The Tank"

Quote Of The Day 2/10/10

"I do not like to repeat successes, I like to go on to other things."


-Walt Disney

To Tail Drop

After burying a few bodies, and dealing with an emotional Tina, I had to hide away at the snuggery for a few days, and yea I said bodies...watch'a gonna' do about it! The floral busines is a tough kind of business. So, where were we..that's right we had just tapped the phone line to "The Tail's" hide out while we await Mr. Shadowcaster and Mandy's shadow return.

Anne! Can you hear anything?

Hold on! I'm trying to listen to the radio. All I can hear is  swoosh, swoosh, and whisping noise. It kind of sounds like wind, no it sounds like a squeak, not it sounds like a...Wait a minute, what am I listening to again?

Benny "The Tank"

Quote Of The Day 1/31/10

"When thought becomes excessively painful, action is the finest remedy."


-Salman Rushdie

Big Teeth

With the continued absence of Mr. Shadowcaster, Gracie and Mandy are not able to maintain their jealousy for my time any longer. What started out as a simple argument on who would get to patrol the grounds with me, quickly turned into a...well, sometimes I just need some "Tank Time" anyways. I'll let them work it out.

Benny "The Tank"

Quote Of The Day 1/26/10

"The Monkees are like the mafia. You're in for life. Nobody gets out."


-Davy Jones

Tap Tap Goes The Tail

Earlier this morning I spotted "The Tail" taunting the world through the window of a nearby home. With my lineman disguise, that the power company was so generous to...donate? I have just secured a phone tap, and hopefully we will learn more...Mandy, why are you wearing that silly hat?

"Because we were out of hard hats."

Oh yea.

Benny "The Tank"