Quote Of The Day 1/5/2011

"Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing."


-Clark Gable

The Return Of Big M

After returning from her trip to the coast, Big M is eager to get her crew back to work!
"Mandy, "Tank", get Anne! I got a job for you three."

"You calling boss?"

"Long flight, dry mouth, ate too many peanuts, of course I'm calling you "Tank"!"

Benny "The Tank"

Quote Of The Day 12/27/10

"You see things; you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?"
-George Bernard Shaw

Strange Christmas

Christmas started out as usual. Stocking, toy, a few snacks, but then something strange happened.














Snow began to fall on all the merry dogs. It was I that noticed the track marks which led us to the unexplained....

"Anne, check out these strange markings!"

"I say...those are crop circles! Left by the shadows!"

"Follow those tracks Anne!"

"O holy night! What is that?"

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"Where did it go 'Tank'?"

"Some things are just meant to remain a mystery."

As Anne and "The Tank" unlock mysteries of the universe, the unsupervised "Family Members" were, well....

Enjoying the Christmas mystery of a white Christmas.

Benny "The Tank"

Quote Of The Day 12/20/10

“When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?”


-G. K. Chesterton

A Story You Have Kinda Of, Sort Of, Heard Before.........

The following is based on a true story........

"I am the ghost of Christmas future, and I have come to warn you of perils and pitfalls you will encounter if you do not change your ways.

"Tank": Don't Ghost were sheets?

"No...not future ghosts...we go all mask. Now lets take a look at some happier times, a time when you understood the true meaning of Christmas.........

"What joy and innocence you possessed. But Beware of what waits! Anger, Loneliness! Let's take a look.

Anger!

Loneliness!

"Tank": "You mean I get Charlie Bears and whiskey all to myself?"

"Tank": "Whoa, I just had the strangest dream...I suddenly have the urge to hand out fresh poultry to all, and to all a good night. Merry Christmas from:

Benny "The Tank" and "The Family"

Quote Of The Day 12/14/2010

"We consider Christmas as the encounter, the great encounter, the historical encounter, the decisive encounter, between God and mankind. He who has faith knows this truly; let him rejoice."


-POPE PAUL VI, speech, Dec. 23, 1965