...END OF STORY

Gary: Of Course it would be us! Who else could finish such a story! You know what Dave?

Dave: What's that little man?

Gary: I just want to give you a big high five!

Dave: Can I take my shirt off for that?

Gary: Let's move on with this tail of tail's. So here I go...Dave, just keep keeping the hood warm, I'll handle the rest.

While Anne and "The Tank" entered a drunken stupor back at the snuggery, Big M realized that it would be she who had to go the shadows. Attempting bravery, Mandy tried to confront the mysterious subject, but only to be pacified by the cool shade it provided in the warm sun. Sneaky things they are, the shadows.

Never yeilding, Big M continued to pursue the shadow, but then the most horrific thing occured!

Oooooo watch out Gracie, what are you doing here? Well, that's one doggie that's been entranced by a shadow.

Big M watched as the shadow attempted to connect to Gracie's furry body. It was clear the shadows only wanted one thing, a body to keep them company. Not on my watch says the...

BEHOLD! The Secret Society of "TheTail". Within seconds "TheTail" presents the shadow with it's one languor... RED WINE!!!!!!!!!!

It becomes too much for the shadows. With one drink the bottle is passed and the darkness covers their cast with a menacing red obscurity.

And just like castor oil, "TheTail" had left as fast as it had entered. "The Family" still wondered who and what "TheTail" was, and Big M knew a meeting must be arranged with Mr. Shadowcaster, but until then, it was time for a good ole' heist...Of course we all mean service project, charity work, donations, etc...After all, we operate a floral business.

You know what Dave? Please don't answer. That was a darn good story, I sure could use some cookies and milk, and maybe a pinch on the cheek.

Dave: Can I take my shirt off now?

Gary: Can I get that high five? You tell me.

Benny"The Tank"

Quote Of The Day 1/16/10

"You can involve yourself in electronics, computers, puzzles... there's a lot of creativity and brain working. There's a lot to model trains that people don't realize."


-Gary Coleman

Return Of The Hoff, And Of Course Gary!

"Hey Gary, you think this would be a good time to tell "The Tank" that it's us, that we've been trapped in this picture all these years? Maybe he could free us?" "Na, he'd never believe us! "Hey Gary, that sure is a pretty picture of a  flowing stream. You think I should take my shirt off?" "Whatchoo you been smoking Davey?" "Life Gary, just life."

Benny "The Tank"

The Hoff And His Little Friend

Ah, Christmas time, a time to take a break from mysterious tails, aggressive uncles, crazy Italians...uh, maybe that's a different holiday. I must say I am a proud recipient of a new gift! While attending Tina's Sexy Santa Party, I was fortunate enough to meet a man by the name of James Taylor. Yea, that’s right, you heard me, and he was nice enough to give this precious Christmas gift to me. This is a picture of my two most favorite actors, David Hasselhoff, and the one and only Gary Coleman. Come on, I know you all want to say it, so lets just say it together, "What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis? ..." Gosh, I love this country! It is also rumored that the producers of Knight Rider had to put peanut butter in the roof of David Hasselhoff's mouth to make him talk! T.V. magic is so AAAAAmazing! Good night, and God bless, I hope the Christmas spirit finds you as quick as it has found me.

Benny "The Tank"

Quote Of The Day 8/14/09

"Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing - Gary Coleman is going to drown."

-Conan O'Brien