"Red buried a package right before he went away to the pen. Lockdown was hard on him and he's just too old to travel the distance. You three must retrieve this package. If you don't....well go on!

"What do you think it is Anne?"

"No more questions. Mo' says it's around Red's old racoon hunting farm, let's get this package or...."

Benny "The Tank"

Random Travels

Things sure have become mundane around the floral shop this summer. Mr. Shadowcaster has been much too busy with "work" to give out any fresh assignments. I myself am partly to blame, with my new hobbies, painting and singing, but things are about to change. It's time to travel to nowhere. When your present grows stagnant, and your future looks bleak, you must force the energies around you to combust into one big....well, some ole' yorkie told me this, and you know how I feel about yorkies. However, no one knows I am embarking on an unknown adventure; it will be much more fun that way. Anyways, this floral business, it's a tough business, a dirty business, it's a deadly business. It's time I go off and find my hush. Yes, that's right, my hush. It feels so good to say that word, let's all say it together...hush. Travels abound! Oh yea, gotta' see Tina one last time.

Benny "The Tank"

Shh...Hush! He doesn't know I'm following him, I'm bored too...and he's right it does feel good to say it...hush.

Gone Too Long

I'm sure all seven followers have been wondering where I have been for the past two weeks. The top five guesses I heard are as follows:

1. A Bitch House(Poodle Brothel)
2.Under the bridge, in the river
3. Rehab with Anne
4. Mr. Shadowcaster's home planet
5. Collecting tar balls with the Hoff (shirtless Hoff), and Gary Coleman at the beach. VERY UNLIKELY!

And the answer is.....

None of the above. I needed some time off to embark on my new passion, painting! Yes I have the artist touch. My speciality is, or will be, oil paintings of former family members. However, I must figure out this easel, and paint holder thingy?

Benny "The Tank"

Is it the Fourth yet?

Things are getting weird.............................................?

Come out little man! I know how you love to tap dance on those strings, little man in the box.

Oh, there you are. Yes, things have gotten much strange around here. You see because of the economy, business is slow. Less people with stuff to...to do charity work for...So, here I sit, still trying to dry Anne out. I thought it wise to drink all the Blue Moon myself. Thus, Anne can....what is that little man, you want to play daddy a tune? Well here we go, time for some jazz.

Dance little man, dance inside that box! Just listen to those strings, it shall deliever you!

Where is that Anne?

Benny "The Tank"

Read Before Viewing!

WARNING! This movie contains many chessy pictures, transitions,and is long by some standards. If you are nursing, or taking certain medications...ENJOY!

Benny "The Tank"

Perks Of "The Family"

 

Performing the duties of Consigliere to "The Family" comes with many perks. As you can see, one of those perks is course a sweet ride, provided by "The Tank" himself! The rims on this baby are so sweet they make my mouth water almost as much as fresh slice of Gabagool. Sweetest of all, check the cup holder to the left, perfect seize for a Blue Moon on those breezy, southern nights.

Benny "The Tank" does not support drinking and driving, and has planned an intervention for Anne...stay tuned!  But Blue Moon really is good.

Benny "The Tank"

Quote Of The Day 5/17/10

"As you climb the ladder of success stay focused on your objective. Do not be distracted by that crunching sound you hear. It is only the breaking of fingers as you step on others on the ladder below you."

-Anne

And We Heard...

 Torn between his own kind, and "The Family" in which he now ruled, Mr. Shadowcaster contacted us by radio, and decided to inform us of what was about to occur. We listened intently as he uttered the message...

"...They're here for the bodies they were never given, they long for the companionship that only a shadow can yearn...you must..."

Did we face the shadows that stood outside the snuggery, or did we just backdown, and drink more Blue Moon?

Benny "The Tank"

Day One

Mr.Shadowcaster's departure was a success! Today is the first day that "The Family" is left without the looming shadow that constantly watches our every move. It seems that this newfound freedom might create an interesting situation. Anne! Answer that radio!

Benny "The Tank"

A Christmas Tail

As the leader of "The Family" I command all members to go forth and bring Christmas cheer to all!

Ugh...not yet, just a few more hours of sleep. Afterall, I've been spreading Christmas fear all night...I mean Christmas jeer, I mean cheer, I've been spreading Christmas cheer all night long! What did you say? A  Christmas gift just for me!

Get down from there now! "The Tank" says get down!

The bearer of gifts is indeed a good soul.

Sweet Gracie, "The Tank" gave us a Wii!

Wait a minute, Tina's working, were all here, but where's Anne?

Don't worry "Tank" I'm back at the snuggery getting snuckered, the in-laws are here! Merry Christmas!

What kind of ornament is that in the tree, or is that...."The Tail"!

Yea, yea, "...and to all a good night."

Benny "The Tank"

Scary Face

Ever since Mandy's shadow was taken, Anne has been showcasing this intimidating expression, thinking this will keep Mr. Shadowcaster far away from her. Although I have told her this is silly, she insist that this method will work.

Benny "The Tank"