Quote Of The Day 5/13/10

"A man's true character comes out when he's drunk."


-Charlie Chaplin

Wrap It Up Already!

Yes, I admit, which is the first of many steps, that it was not the Blue Moon that interfered with the continuation of this drastic tail, but...Tina bring me another Limoncello! Hadn't seen her in a very long time, she had to...well, she had to drop a crump who knew too much, but that's business at present, lets continue with the Shadow Invasion! Well, maybe I should let Mandy finish the story because she is the one that...

No, I can't...the memories are still too fresh, the darkness, the chill, the...the..the stream is very, very green, I wonder where it goes? Let Gracie finish the story...

No way! This is an old picture anyways...We all know who has to finish the story...

Don't even dream it you little shi-Oh, go and clean your skull, Shi-Tzu, I was going to say don't even dream of me finishing this story you little shi-Well, Gracie makes a good point, we all know who has to fishish this story...

Benny "The Tank"

Nope...Not I!

Seriously? Did you really think it would be I?

I don't even live in the country anymore!

I was told it wasn't hot enough for me to come out and play yet, so it ain't I...Said the toad. Yes, all toads talk that way.

Quote Of The Day 5/5/10

"Easy reading is damn hard writing."


-Nathaniel Hawthorne

Speechless

Okay, I admit, talking about the Blue Moon sent Anne and I back on a binge, but now we're fully recovered, so let me continue with the story. Faced with confronting the shadows outside the snuggery, or drinking...well you know, I decided to take a look outside the bullet-shadow-hurricane-tornado-snow, hail, apocalypse-proof door, and saw a much-dreaded figure.

In fear of the mysterious weapon, I paid close attention as the shadow explained their reason for being here. Well, I think I understood the shadow? Not versed in speech like our great boss Mr. Shadowcaster, it communicated by shadow puppets. After realizing that a rabid rabbit was not going to take over the universe, I slowly began to understand...

Benny "The Tank"

Quote Of The Day 4/21/10

"The more enlightened our houses are, the more their walls ooze ghosts."


-ITALO CALVINO, The Literature Machine

And We Heard...

 Torn between his own kind, and "The Family" in which he now ruled, Mr. Shadowcaster contacted us by radio, and decided to inform us of what was about to occur. We listened intently as he uttered the message...

"...They're here for the bodies they were never given, they long for the companionship that only a shadow can yearn...you must..."

Did we face the shadows that stood outside the snuggery, or did we just backdown, and drink more Blue Moon?

Benny "The Tank"

Quote Of The Day 4/14/10

"A man is what he thinks about all day long."


-Ralph Waldo Emerson