Sing Loud!

That's right, I ain't no choir boy.

Oh, so it's pronounced with a sssssss....wait, whose finger is that...because it's about to be mine!

Benny "The Tank"

Quote Of The Day 7/9/10

"Believe it or not, I can actually draw."

-Michelangelo

Gone Too Long

I'm sure all seven followers have been wondering where I have been for the past two weeks. The top five guesses I heard are as follows:

1. A Bitch House(Poodle Brothel)
2.Under the bridge, in the river
3. Rehab with Anne
4. Mr. Shadowcaster's home planet
5. Collecting tar balls with the Hoff (shirtless Hoff), and Gary Coleman at the beach. VERY UNLIKELY!

And the answer is.....

None of the above. I needed some time off to embark on my new passion, painting! Yes I have the artist touch. My speciality is, or will be, oil paintings of former family members. However, I must figure out this easel, and paint holder thingy?

Benny "The Tank"

Is it the Fourth yet?

Quote Of The Day 6/21/10

"I race cars, play tennis, and fondle women, BUT! I have weekends off, and I am my own boss."

-Dudley Moore in Arthur

Things are getting weird.............................................?

Come out little man! I know how you love to tap dance on those strings, little man in the box.

Oh, there you are. Yes, things have gotten much strange around here. You see because of the economy, business is slow. Less people with stuff to...to do charity work for...So, here I sit, still trying to dry Anne out. I thought it wise to drink all the Blue Moon myself. Thus, Anne can....what is that little man, you want to play daddy a tune? Well here we go, time for some jazz.

Dance little man, dance inside that box! Just listen to those strings, it shall deliever you!

Where is that Anne?

Benny "The Tank"

Quote Of The Day 6/13/10

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”

-Oscar Wilde

It Runs Cold

As you might recall, Anne had developed somewhat of a problem...or let’s say a strong obsession with Blue Moon. So we decided to have an intervention, but first I was wise enough to consult a very wise therapist. The famous French therapist, Amelie, provided some useful information on how to cure Anne's addic...I mean obsession. I must say it took much self control to converse with a cat, but a French cat, well "The Tank" does believe in doing whatever it takes for family.

Amelie: "You must present a negative association with the Blue Moon. A cold bath, after a drunken partie, well...let me say...might wake up Anne's inner soberness."

"The Tank": French cat's think they are so much smarter than us Chinese, Italian, American dogs. Well guess what? I need some opposable thumbs! Opposable thumbs anyone? Anyone out there with a thumb I could borrow, it will just be one second, and I just need it to turn one knob labeled C! I knew I should've kept Bruno's hand....

Benny "The Tank"