Happy Anniversary! To celebrate my one year anniversary, I felt moved to compile a slideshow of my many adventures.Please read warning below!

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WARNING! This movie contains many chessy pictures, transitions,and is long by some standards. If you are nursing, or taking certain medications...ENJOY!

Benny "The Tank"

Quote Of The Day 6/1/2010

“Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.”


-Charles M. Schulz quote

Perks Of "The Family"

 

Performing the duties of Consigliere to "The Family" comes with many perks. As you can see, one of those perks is course a sweet ride, provided by "The Tank" himself! The rims on this baby are so sweet they make my mouth water almost as much as fresh slice of Gabagool. Sweetest of all, check the cup holder to the left, perfect seize for a Blue Moon on those breezy, southern nights.

Benny "The Tank" does not support drinking and driving, and has planned an intervention for Anne...stay tuned!  But Blue Moon really is good.

Benny "The Tank"

Quote Of The Day 5/23/10

"I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book."

 -Groucho Marx

Amused, But Not Bored

What do you know; it's back to business as usual. After securing the loading the dock, I thought it might be wise to stop by the silo, and pick up a few humans to escort me and a few associates to the bazarr. This thing has gotten full! Don't get too close, the humans have been said to pull you in...according to Sicilian legend of course.

All respectable assoicates of "TheFamily" have a human at the bazarr, even "Hoarse" one of my best volunteers. He just loves making children and the elderly smile, and "Hoarse" has never broken a bone, his bones of course.

Yep, looks like "PanFace" is having a good time. Human! Hold me up, or back to the silo!

I made it known, no "Yorks" this year! But they still come. Every year, they come, and stink up the entire bazarr! Very well human, carry me to the biscuit bar, or back to the silo you go, and make sure you bring a bag this time to clean up after yourself...nasty creatures.

Benny "The Tank"

Quote Of The Day 5/17/10

"As you climb the ladder of success stay focused on your objective. Do not be distracted by that crunching sound you hear. It is only the breaking of fingers as you step on others on the ladder below you."

-Anne